Thursday, February 14, 2008

Who Invented this God Forsaken Day Anyway?


To: Townser
From: Department of Remorse
CC: Department of Regret
Date: February 14, 2008
Re: Your heart, health, and well-being

Get Your Shit Together

We would like to take this opportunity to insist that you please make current your account. It has been neglected for too long and as a matter of recourse, we have referred it to your local mixologists for their perusal. Please refrain from any further relationships with members of the opposite sex until you have been notified.

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